We work closely with our clients to understand their needs and goals, embedding ourselves in their daily operations like a friendly corporate parasite.

Our team of curious investigators politely stalks company directors for several weeks while our account managers perfect the art of professional dumpster diving. Our senior security experts then perform social engineering magic tricks to gain access to their business accounts — all in the name of thorough research, of course.

Once the full audit is complete, we report back with a comprehensive plan and, more importantly, a budget that will make your CFO's eye twitch.

Based on the discovery phase, we develop a comprehensive roadmap for each product and start working towards delivery. The roadmap is an artfully crafted labyrinth of technical jargon, designed to impress and confuse in equal measure.

Each client is assigned a key account manager to keep lines of communication open and translate developer-speak into human language. They act as a buffer between the client's enthusiasm and the development team's coffee-fueled coding sessions.

Our account managers are trained in the ancient art of strategic email delays, reinforcing the illusion that we're incredibly busy (which we are, just maybe not always with your project).

Halfway through the Build phase, we might gently nudge the timeline by a few weeks due to a sudden epiphany about requirements. This allows us to fine-tune the project and possibly the budget. It's all part of the creative process!

While we do leverage pre-built components (because why reinvent the wheel?), the real magic often happens in the final stretch. Our developers enter a state of coding zen, fueled by caffeine and the looming deadline.

We ensure that the main pages of the site are fully functional at launch — the auxiliary pages will be works of minimalist art, gradually evolving as part of our ongoing maintenance partnership.